Smart Ass – Established Since Birth Mystery Color Distressed Flannel. A little attitude. A lot of personality. And no two flannels are ever exactly alike.
Our Smart Ass – Established Since Birth Mystery Color Distressed Flannel combines a funny vintage-inspired donkey design with one of our individually created distressed flannels.
The back features the “SMART ASS – ESTABLISHED SINCE BIRTH” design with a glasses-wearing donkey for a fun, sarcastic look that's perfect for anyone who has proudly had a little attitude since birth.
But here's what makes these flannels extra special: EVERY FLANNEL IS A MYSTERY! Every flannel is carefully selected, washed, individually hand-dyed and repurposed through our distressing process to create its own unique personality.
The flannel pictured is an example of a finished product.
Colors and plaid patterns are randomly selected. Because different fabrics react differently during our bleaching, dyeing, washing and distressing process, the finished colors can vary significantly.
We cannot accept requests for specific colors, plaid patterns or color combinations.
The flannel you receive WILL vary from the photographs.
That's the beauty of our Mystery Flannels—you receive the same great Smart Ass – Established Since Birth back design, but the flannel itself has a personality all its own.
CONDITION: Our flannel shirts are brand new and are washed twice as part of our preparation and creation process. They are intentionally altered, dyed and distressed to achieve their unique finished appearance.
SIZING: Our flannels come from a variety of original brands. Many are unisex or originally men's sizing and can comfortably be worn by both men and women.
For a regular, relaxed fit, we recommend ordering approximately your normal T-shirt size.
Want that comfortable baggy or oversized flannel look? Consider ordering approximately one size up.
Because we use multiple original brands, exact measurements, cuts and fit may vary slightly between shirts.
FABRIC: Our flannels are made from cotton or cotton/polyester blends. Fabric weight, texture, thickness and exact measurements vary depending on the original brand.
COLORS & PLAID PATTERNS: Every flannel is unique!
Plaids and colors are randomly selected, and those colors can change substantially throughout our bleaching, dyeing and distressing process.
We therefore cannot guarantee or accept requests for a particular color, plaid or color combination.
Please embrace the differences—they're what make your flannel one of a kind!
Created by Granny and Grandpa's Custom Creations, your Hidden Gem in Buffalo, Minnesota.
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Smart Ass – Established Since Birth Mystery Color Distressed Flannel. A little attitude. A lot of personality. And no two flannels are ever exactly alike.
Our Smart Ass – Established Since Birth Mystery Color Distressed Flannel combines a funny vintage-inspired donkey design with one of our individually created distressed flannels.
The back features the “SMART ASS – ESTABLISHED SINCE BIRTH” design with a glasses-wearing donkey for a fun, sarcastic look that's perfect for anyone who has proudly had a little attitude since birth.
But here's what makes these flannels extra special: EVERY FLANNEL IS A MYSTERY! Every flannel is carefully selected, washed, individually hand-dyed and repurposed through our distressing process to create its own unique personality.
The flannel pictured is an example of a finished product.
Colors and plaid patterns are randomly selected. Because different fabrics react differently during our bleaching, dyeing, washing and distressing process, the finished colors can vary significantly.
We cannot accept requests for specific colors, plaid patterns or color combinations.
The flannel you receive WILL vary from the photographs.
That's the beauty of our Mystery Flannels—you receive the same great Smart Ass – Established Since Birth back design, but the flannel itself has a personality all its own.
CONDITION: Our flannel shirts are brand new and are washed twice as part of our preparation and creation process. They are intentionally altered, dyed and distressed to achieve their unique finished appearance.
SIZING: Our flannels come from a variety of original brands. Many are unisex or originally men's sizing and can comfortably be worn by both men and women.
For a regular, relaxed fit, we recommend ordering approximately your normal T-shirt size.
Want that comfortable baggy or oversized flannel look? Consider ordering approximately one size up.
Because we use multiple original brands, exact measurements, cuts and fit may vary slightly between shirts.
FABRIC: Our flannels are made from cotton or cotton/polyester blends. Fabric weight, texture, thickness and exact measurements vary depending on the original brand.
COLORS & PLAID PATTERNS: Every flannel is unique!
Plaids and colors are randomly selected, and those colors can change substantially throughout our bleaching, dyeing and distressing process.
We therefore cannot guarantee or accept requests for a particular color, plaid or color combination.
Please embrace the differences—they're what make your flannel one of a kind!
Created by Granny and Grandpa's Custom Creations, your Hidden Gem in Buffalo, Minnesota.
#MysteryFlannel #DistressedFlannel #MysteryColorFlannel #SmartAss #SmartAssFlannel #FunnyFlannel #FunnyDonkey #GraphicFlannel #HandDyedFlannel #BleachedFlannel #PlaidFlannel #FlannelShirt #OneOfAKind #OneOfAKindFlannel #RepurposedFashion #RusticStyle #OversizedFlannel #FunnyGift #UniqueGifts #BuffaloMN #MinnesotaMade #ShopSmall #SupportSmallBusiness #GrannyAndGrandpasCustomCreations
