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Funny Friendship Flour Sack Tea Towel – “You Drink Too Much, You Cuss Too Much, You Have Questionable Morals, Everything I Wanted in a Friend”
Celebrate friendship with laughter! Our “You Drink Too Much. You Cuss Too Much. You Have Questionable Morals. Everything I Wanted in a Friend” flour sack kitchen towel is the perfect blend of humor and practicality.
Made with 100% premium white flour sack cotton, this towel is not only a hilarious conversation starter but also absorbent, durable, and machine washable. Whether you’re gifting your best friend, surprising your drinking buddy, or looking for a funny housewarming present, this towel is guaranteed to bring smiles every time it’s used.
Designed locally in Buffalo, Minnesota by Granny and Grandpa’s Custom Creations, this tea towel is part of our collection of unique, high-quality gifts that combine function with humor.
Benefits & Highlights:
Funny & unique friendship gift
100% cotton white flour sack towel – soft, absorbent, and reusable
Machine washable & eco-friendly alternative to paper towels
Perfect for kitchens, bars, or gift baskets
Designed by a local, family-owned business
Ships nationwide or available for in-store pickup in Buffalo, MN
Flour sack dish towels are called “flour sack” because they are modeled after the thin cotton bags that flour and grain used to be packed in, which were re-used as towels. The thin cotton yarn and the looser weave make for a towel that’s extra absorbent. You can even air dry your salad greens; the super absorbent nature of flour sack towels makes them great for drying delicate greens. Also, flour sack towels are lint free! Which means no more fuzzies on your wine glasses when you wipe them dry!
Flour sack towels are also softer and significantly larger than a standard kitchen towel….and more towel is always a good thing! You can use these towels for drying, wiping, cleaning, or dusting and they can be used for fun decorations.
Each flour sack kitchen towel measures 28 in. x 29 inches (Product dimensions L x W x H – 28 x 29 x 29 inches). They are 100% cotton, durable and absorbent. These are flat woven towels; they are perfect for cooking or baking and can safely be used around food such as covering dough for rising or as a food strainer. These towels also double as a kind of strainer or cheese cloth; the fine weave means you can strain sauces and broths through a flour sack towel to clarify them. Flour sack kitchen towels are sturdy, highly absorbent, dry quickly, and are designed to stand up to most any cleaning job. The towels easily withstand frequent washings and are made for repeated daily use.
The flour sack kitchen towel is a quality item with versatility and utility, we offer everyday designs and special occasion designs. Our flour sack towels are a great gift idea and very inexpensive!
Care instructions: Machine wash cold, no bleach, no softener. Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Tumble dry low.
Due to different light settings the actual color might vary a bit from the pictures.
Thank you for visiting Granny & Grandpa's Custom Creations, we truly appreciate your support of small businesses. We also personalize our products, please reach out to us with any personalizing any of our products, additional fee's may apply.
Please visit www.grannygrandpascustomcreations.com to view more products.
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#grannygrandpascustomcreations #smallbusiness #supportsmallbusiness #kitchentowel #kitchendecorations
Celebrate friendship with laughter! Our “You Drink Too Much. You Cuss Too Much. You Have Questionable Morals. Everything I Wanted in a Friend” flour sack kitchen towel is the perfect blend of humor and practicality.
Made with 100% premium white flour sack cotton, this towel is not only a hilarious conversation starter but also absorbent, durable, and machine washable. Whether you’re gifting your best friend, surprising your drinking buddy, or looking for a funny housewarming present, this towel is guaranteed to bring smiles every time it’s used.
Designed locally in Buffalo, Minnesota by Granny and Grandpa’s Custom Creations, this tea towel is part of our collection of unique, high-quality gifts that combine function with humor.
Benefits & Highlights:
Funny & unique friendship gift
100% cotton white flour sack towel – soft, absorbent, and reusable
Machine washable & eco-friendly alternative to paper towels
Perfect for kitchens, bars, or gift baskets
Designed by a local, family-owned business
Ships nationwide or available for in-store pickup in Buffalo, MN
Flour sack dish towels are called “flour sack” because they are modeled after the thin cotton bags that flour and grain used to be packed in, which were re-used as towels. The thin cotton yarn and the looser weave make for a towel that’s extra absorbent. You can even air dry your salad greens; the super absorbent nature of flour sack towels makes them great for drying delicate greens. Also, flour sack towels are lint free! Which means no more fuzzies on your wine glasses when you wipe them dry!
Flour sack towels are also softer and significantly larger than a standard kitchen towel….and more towel is always a good thing! You can use these towels for drying, wiping, cleaning, or dusting and they can be used for fun decorations.
Each flour sack kitchen towel measures 28 in. x 29 inches (Product dimensions L x W x H – 28 x 29 x 29 inches). They are 100% cotton, durable and absorbent. These are flat woven towels; they are perfect for cooking or baking and can safely be used around food such as covering dough for rising or as a food strainer. These towels also double as a kind of strainer or cheese cloth; the fine weave means you can strain sauces and broths through a flour sack towel to clarify them. Flour sack kitchen towels are sturdy, highly absorbent, dry quickly, and are designed to stand up to most any cleaning job. The towels easily withstand frequent washings and are made for repeated daily use.
The flour sack kitchen towel is a quality item with versatility and utility, we offer everyday designs and special occasion designs. Our flour sack towels are a great gift idea and very inexpensive!
Care instructions: Machine wash cold, no bleach, no softener. Do not dry clean. Do not iron. Tumble dry low.
Due to different light settings the actual color might vary a bit from the pictures.
Thank you for visiting Granny & Grandpa's Custom Creations, we truly appreciate your support of small businesses. We also personalize our products, please reach out to us with any personalizing any of our products, additional fee's may apply.
Please visit www.grannygrandpascustomcreations.com to view more products.
LET’S GET SOCIAL & BE FRIENDS! Like, Tag & Follow us for Our new Creations, Inspiration & Giveaways!
website/ www.grannygrandpascustomcreations.com/shop
facebook.com/ https://www.facebook.com/GrandpaHandmadecreations/
instagram.com/ https://www.instagram.com/grannyandgrandpacustomcreation/
#grannygrandpascustomcreations #smallbusiness #supportsmallbusiness #kitchentowel #kitchendecorations
Granny and Grandpa’s Custom Creations is a family-owned boutique in Downtown Buffalo, MN specializing in personalized apparel, unique gifts, and vintage-inspired fashion. We create custom t-shirts, hoodies, crewnecks, distressed flannels, and sports team spirit wear—all with no minimum order requirements.
In addition to our creations, we’re your Authorized UPS Shipping Provider, MN Lottery Retailer, and Notary Public, making us a convenient one-stop shop for both gifts and essential services. Whether you’re looking for custom designs, fundraising apparel, memorial banners, or nostalgic candy, we make it special, personal, and unforgettable.
📍 Visit us at 24 1/2 Central Avenue, Lower Level, Buffalo, MN 55313 to shop in-store or discuss your custom order today.

